~Written August 19, 2011~
I have a lease that ENDS the last day of this month after which my manager has continuously reminded me that my lease then goes MONTH-TO-MONTH, and that INCREASES MY RENT BY $250, AND of course, I have been fighting to call my housing "case manager" as they are called, and the b**** has not been calling me back.
I AM PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS ONNE "JENNA STYLE...."
What that entails is calling ONE MINUTE after they open and of course I will get her voicemail.
Then I have a total "PANIC ATTACK" as I call it on those nice dumb ignoramuses who answer the phone and say, "LOOK, I HAVE ELEVEN DAYS to figure this out-I of course am the one who pays that $250," and then I raise my voice an octave, "and I am freaking out here, I have been sick as hell, I have been in really bad severe pain....What I would appreciate is if while I wait here on the phone" voice will goo up another octave into what someone goes and finds my CM and GETS her on the phone"
Because if they DON'T do it my way, I will unleash my shrink's temper on them. And that would be a verrrry baaaad thing.
My temper in form of a panic attack is bad, His flat out temper is worse. Especially when he's hitting a FRIDAY. Better prep him with an email.
HAHAHAHA!
Actually, the panic attack would be real.
I ain't got an extra $250 laying around cuz some stupid b**** can't return my phone call!!!!
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