Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Gee you sound a little off today...


Like what, selling cars is going to help?

Come on, let's be real, here, you think I sounded a bit doped......

But then again, I have an experiment for you all to try on yourselves...

Step1: Buy hydrochloric acid

Step 2: pour it on your skin.

Step 3: Do not, under any circumstances whatsosever at all, show yourself any relief at all.......no first aid ointment, no nothing, oh, and not even so much as a Tylenol, while you're playing the martyr!!!!!!

Step 4: When it heals--pour MORE hydrochloric acid on the skin.
Or buy lighter fluid, douse themselves with lighter fluid, and and light a match--and allow skin to burn 24/7. 7 days/week. 365 days/year with No RELIEF, No Tylenol, no fire extinguishers allowed!!!!

I mean, since we're all anxious to get "a goin' on out dope!!!!!"

But the real funny thing is, when the average person is going through what we do, they're begging for the strongest garbage they can get;

My neurologist said later he knew I was for real was becacause when I said after his remark; "We need to get your pain under control,"

"Please, no narcotics!!!" I just don't like not owning my brain, thank you!!!!

But I said, and perhaps I was kicking myself in the foot. I hurt bad, and there's a horrible burning pain in my feet!!!

So now the trade-off is that I can't see him again until September 9th, so there will be no relief until then!!!!! And last time he wasn't the sadist the 1st neurologist was, and didn't do a proper exam...
Ohhhh boyyyy!!!!

But, sorry if I sounded a bit slurred.

I WAS NOT DRIVING, AND EXCUSE ME, I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING THAT REQUIRED FULL ATTENTION, SO AHEM....,OH NEVER MIND!!!!!!

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